Dear Parent,
We are so happy to assist
you with your child's education. We love to hear from you and value any time you can spare to come and talk with members of our teachers and faculty. To make this process more streamline
we ask just one thing:
Please consider wearing your "outside" clothes to your conference. The pink Hello Kitty bathrobe and knee socks did look really comfy on this cold winter day, but it truly hindered our ability to have a serious conversation about your child. In the future, we would like to suggest the many adult fashions available a reasonable prices from both Target and Wal-Mart.
Please accept my apologies for blurting
out in laughter in the middle of your speech
as to why you are unable to come up here every time
we call about her "doing something" and missing out on exactly "who the baby daddy is" on today's Maury. (But Hello Kitty just makes me so happy!) We strongly felt her stabbing another student in the hand with a spork
from the cafeteria was a matter of concern. This skill in shank production, however, may come in useful at another point in her life, but not here in our learning environment.
Again...sorry for the laugh.