Hell, a girl is just tired.
And to top all that off my I got 5 new students in 2 weeks! What the hell? The year is almost over. But what can you do? I will try my best to get everyone to grade level in these next 10 weeks. OK I will try my best to make these last ten weeks as enjoyable as possible. Oh yeah, and then I need to get ready for summer school.
So since it has been a long time since I have written on my blog, I am gonna just give you a taste of what has been going on here. After lunch the students have a bathroom break and then head outside for recess. Recess is as much of a break for me as it is for them. During the bathroom break there is a lot of noise from the boy's room. Two boys run out laughing:
Me: What in the world is going on?
Boy 1: They keep wanted to play with the wet frisbee.
Me: What wet frisbee?
Boy2: The one in the bathroom that ***** has.
Me: Where did he get a frisbee?
Boy1: Out the bathroom.
(At this very moment I ask God not to let me throw up all over these people children.
Thankfully he answered my prayers! Hall-ee-loo-jah!)
Now right here I am about to gag because as you know boys rooms are gross from gittyup. An elementary school boys room is a petri dish of death.
Turns out that this "frisbee" is the urinal cake. This child has taken out of the toilet. I am about to barf. I make all these little germ ridden children go back and wash their hands WITH soap and give them almost a bottle of hand sanitizer. Who the hell would think to play with anything out of the toilet?
Of course I had to ask. But trust me, you don't want to know the answer.
I love my (germy) job!
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