I knew my day was going to be hard when...

1. I got here and realized I had cafeteria duty
2. The little boy with really bad ADHD came to school. All I saw was him (Katt Williams' voice) runnnnnnnnnning down the hall
3. I caught him in my 4 inch heels
4. I learned he had no meds here at school
5. His mom did not answer the phone
6. He spilled my coffee
7. Listen up THIS LITTLE JOKER SPILLED MY GOTDURN COFFEE uggggggh!
8. I did not remember my debit card
9. I don't have lunch (I do however have chips and Pepsi)
10. Mom shows up with meds (yay)
11. She is mad at me for calling (WTF?)
12. We have a 20 minute conversation about why she believes her crazy son is gifted
13. I now have a headache from trying not to make the faces folk keeping telling me I make
14. The little boy who lisps is trying to tell me something
15. Meds have not kicked
16. I got hit with a pencil that was projected across the room (see #2, 3, 4, and 10)
17. There was a live lizard on my desk
18. A LIVE LIZARD!!!!
19. the lizard has moved, but I am now paranoid about every little sound
20. A LIVE LIZARD
21. ON THE DESK
22. JESUS WEPT
23. It is now resource time
24. 30 minutes no kids (praise God)
25. The lizard is still on the lam