The Q&A Post...

First, I must say that I am kinda excited that someone reads my little blog AND has questions about the post. On the off chance that someone else has questions, I have decided to post them and do a quick Q&A:


1. Why...., why does {Hubby} ask that baby what pimpslapping is when his normal conversation can be riddled with the word "pimp'in"....?

I think because in his normal conversation he is using "pimin'" as a noun as in " What's up, Pimpin?" BabyGirl has gone to definition #2 and used it as an adjective to describe how she is choosing to slap someone. Also, it's just catches you off guard to know that your child is slapping someone like a pimp.

2. What will you do if the baby asks to wear the "Choo's" today?

Pimpslap her!! (C'mon...you saw that coming!)

3. Sasquatch? That's some out loud laughing.

Dems some big foots!!! (LOL)

4. How tall is the teacher? The reason we ask, well if babygirl is taller than me, the teacher has much more to be worried about, at least we think.

She is about my height. So she is safe at least until the end of the school year spring break next week.

5. On a more serious note, are the parents of this child considering the procedure to help with the lisp?

You know, they spoke of it before but nothing came of it. The procedure was kinda scary at the time and she was so young. May need to revisit. I can say that over the years it has become a little less noticeable. She has had some speech classes.

6. How tall was the chic that got the "slapp'age"...?

The size of a normal 5th grader. In my opinion SHE is the baddest chick on the block because she had the nerve to go up to her and hit her with the book. I think it had to be a dare. She lost.

7. As a women, how much credit do you take for the attitude of baby girl knowing that she may need to pull out the can of "slapp'age"? I mean, at some point, I'm sure you've had the talk with babygirl about how to take care of herself if need be. Yes/No?

Here is the truth: Sometimes you have to defend yourself. At her age I was tall, skinny, dark skinned, and wore some incredibly thick glasses. There were many times when I should have pimpslapped someone. I think that she has to defend herself a lot and she gets a lot of blame because of her size. People forget that she has feelings too. So yes, I take credit for telling her to be good to people, be kind, tell people to stop...and then knock them bitches out when they don't listen. LOL

8. How does babygirls mom feel about the forward/backward slapp'age like a pimp incident?

She was upset about the whole incident, though I believe that she taught her how to do it in the first place.

9. Is there a school of "slapp'age" of which one can attend? And if so, how did babygirl get it given her knowledge of said "pimpslapping"?

No formal school. There is a book. It is however best to learn from a Master. Kinda like that boy did in Karate Kid. "Wax on. Wax off."

10. Is there an etiquette to the "pimp slap"? In the story, a warning was given, and the collar of the "slapp-ie" was held. Is this the proper etiquette?

Truly a pimpslap should come by surprise. So she really should not  have given the warning. Then again, she was trying to do the right thing. The collar holding is perfect form because it does not allow any time for the "slap-ee" to move during the down hand and return. LOL

Just 10 questions from your adoring fans....

(And I thank you...because you know I love my job!)